HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE – What Haters Think About Sasuke Uchiha

Today’s the day! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE UCHIHA! To be honest, I am not a fan of Sasuke. To put it lightly, I hate his guts. So, to celebrate his birthday while still showing my dislike for him, I searched the web to find out what other Sasuke-haters had to say. Here’s what I found.

WARNING: If you like or are a fangirl of Sasuke Uchiha, I do not recommend reading the rest of this post. Your feelings will not be spared. The Sasuke-haters and I will be bringing down a gigantic can of whoop-ass upon his name. So if you love Sasuke, this post probably isn’t for you. You have been warned. Have fun!

“Sasuke, in my opinion, is an ungrateful baby. He should learn to grow up. As a kid, he shut himself away from everyone who tried to approach him. Arrogant, no? He is constantly saying how he’ll get revenge on his nii-san Itachi, but in the end, Itachi dies of TB or whatever the heck it was, and Sasuke completely wimps out. Later, he brags about how he killed him to other opponents. NO! Just NO! And then he joins up with Akatsuki and forms a little group of people to help him conquer the world. After Itachi dies (I refuse to say that Sasuke killed him), he’s like, “Okay, guys, since my brother died after dedicating his life to protect my village, the village where Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, Kiba, Hinata, Shino and plenty of others still care about me and want me to go home and give up this lunatic mission I’m on, I’m gonna go ahead and destroy it! ” Like, I get that your tiny little brain thinks that the village may have treated your village unfairly, Sasuke, but your brother KNEW what he was getting into, and he CHOSE to kill your entire clan for peace! Your brother dedicated his life to saving the village, but NO, you have to go in and burn it down to a crisp. And then during the Shinobi War, he’s like, “Okay, guys, I’m gonna help you out of this tight spot,” and he does… until he’s like, “I’m going to become Hokage and revitalize the Uchiha power over this dumb village! ” And then he and Naruto have to fight it out AGAIN. I have to give it to Naruto, this guy’s dedicated most of his youth to saving one ungrateful, rude and stupid guy. However, I’m not going to criticize Sasuke too heavily for rejecting Sakura again and again (until years later, the guy finally marries her), because honestly, Sakura deserves it. All in all, Sasuke: grow up, and then come back to the village, apologize profusely for what you have done to every person in the entire village, then tell your daughter and wife that you owe them the most apologies because they’ve seen how foolish you are too. What kind of weirdo leaves for YEARS going on some journey, then comes back and does nothing but make his daughter cry and gives his wife only more stress with taking care of everything (including his sorry butt).”

 

” Sasuke Uchiha is THE definition of annoying. If someone asks what annoying means Sasuke Uchiha is the answer. I had heard before reading the manga that Sasuke was annoying from quite a few friends, but I gave him a chance. He had a similar background with Naruto and was hot so why not? Then all of a sudden he starts getting jealous and power-hungry because his best friend starts getting stronger and betrays the village. He seems to find his life unfair because he’s alone but at least you’re a genius with cool powers other kids don’t have! I mean Naruto basically started off a failure but he doesn’t go around complaining about his circumstances! After Sasuke basically abandons everyone to soul search or whatever, he fights with his brother and even learns of Itachi’s amazing heart. I was expecting him to change for the better now that his brother has clearly stated to him that the village’s protection was most important, but then Sasuke just mopes around before finally coming to the brilliant revelation of destroying the one thing most important to Itachi. Wonderful. Totally what Itachi was going for. Totally. Then he goes around pissing everyone off some more by being this huge dick towards his own team members and being indecisive about what side he wants to be on. After some more crap and finally deciding to help out the ninjas. he goes off and spouts some nonsense about becoming Hokage for the stupidest reasons. Seriously. Even his friends looked at him with the ‘what is this guy saying’ look. Takes everyone’s love for granted and totally just pities himself the entire series. He literally showed no growth until the series afterwards and even then he just doesn’t seem to get the whole common sense thing. Because of how annoying Sasuke was, I fell in love with the ever-maturing and kindhearted Naruto. At least Naruto had the decency to really get himself together and grow up. All Sasuke does is remain the self-pitying, idiot he started off the series as.”

“I agree. I’m gonna go on a little rant.

Sasuke is so annoying and such a twat. Everyone has already listed them but some of his fans are not agreeing. Sorry Sasuke fans but let me LIST for you why he is a twat. Going from the first paragraph being the least reason why he is annoying to the last being the most reason why he is annoying.

1. Prideful

He has his head shoved so far up his ass I don’t know what to even make of him. Like he thinks its all about him and that he is higher than EVERYONE! E. G: thinks he’s higher than his teammates, his village. He is so arrogant he reminds me of Ayato from DL which I despised for a while

2. Manipulative. People care about him but he doesn’t give a flying pig about them! Which leads on to…

3. Selfish. I don’t even need to explain this, we all know. The more I think about it, Sakura and Sasuke are so alike. One just acts like an raging wannabe emo.

4. Now the last one which will tie everything together which everyone will hate him for. HE THINKS HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND JUSTIFIED. Every single time he does something unforgivable there is always a reason for this guy. And what is more annoying is that he always says something about his past or his goal. “I kill loads of people because I want to with my past to excuse my behavior” Well NEWSFLASH dude! Nobody cares! Everyone in Naruto has a story where the majority of them have been neglected or lost family members SO WHAT THE HELL MAKES SASUKE THINK THAT HIS PROBLEM IS BIGGER THEN EVERYONE ELSE?! For that, I seriously find him annoying crying about his past whilst causing havoc for innocent people. Like dude GTFO IDGAF and to be quite frank NOBODY DOES! Gosh his stupid arrogant side is so unnecessary. I actually prefer Sakura to Sasuke.”

“Sasuke is such an ASS. He’s ungrateful, annoying, and predictable. He’s always complaining about how his life sucks, even though his entire clan was killed, but Naruto had it worse! His parents were killed soon after he was born and everyone hated him and you don’t see him hating on everything! But with Sasuke? HE’S UNGRATEFUL. He was liked by everyone else and he’s still being a moany twat! When he said ‘I’m going to become hokage’ my first words were ‘ARE YOU SERIOUS? ‘ “

“Please, this is just a note. Uchiha fan girls, stop lying about how awesome Sasuke is. I don’t care if Kishimoto’s favorite character is Sasuke because I like Naruto. I don’t care if Sasuke is the the most famous character in Naruto because he isn’t! Itachi and Naruto are.”

 

So yeah, that was awesome. These people took the words right out of my mouth. He really is annoying though. The only person more irritating than him is his girlfriend. But let’s leave that discussion for another time.

Gotta run, the fangirls are probably sharpening their kunai right now.